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If old soldiers never die, why should others?

Own these funny designs personalized just for others. Choose from a large selection of T-shirts, mugs, calendars, mousepads and dozens of other products.
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Beer Drinkers
Beer Drinkers
(get hung over)


Bikers
Bikers
(get exhausted)


Cowboys
Cowboys
(get back in the saddle)


Crossing Guards
Crossing Guards
(get run down)


Crossing Guards 2
Crossing Guards 2
(get run down)


Dieters
Dieters
(waist away)


Farmers
Farmers
(get plowed under)


Gamblers
Gamblers
(crap out)


Gardeners
Gardeners
(become bad seeds)


Gardeners 2
Gardeners 2
(become bad seeds)


Hunters
Hunters
(stay loaded)


Lifeguards
Lifeguards
(muddy the water)


Lifeguards 2
Lifeguards 2
(muddy the water)


Lumberjacks
Lumberjacks
(have an axe to grind)


Models
Models
(go out of style)


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